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Luke Chadwick - The World's Ugliest Footballer...

Monday, 20 August 2007












You guys voted him the ugliest footballer ever, and I have to agree, he certainly isn’t the most attractive man in the world. He has a face that even his mother would struggle to love. When he was born his parents rolled his baby carriage down a hill in horror, similar to the penguin in Batman . It has been said that he looks like a ferret with acne, and I don’t think that description is far off. If you look on his Wikipedia entry, you will notice that they have refused to put up a picture of him, in fear of reducing internet traffic to their site. Norwich City are currently the club he plays for, and he was once a bright talent on Manchester United’s books, but I think Fergie deemed him far too ugly to play in a side with likes of Beckham and Giggs. He was once interviewed and asked what he would be doing if he wasn’t a footballer, to which he replied “I would be trying to lose my virginity”. Being a footballer is surely the only reason why a man like Luke Chadwick, could even get a woman to look at him, let alone have a “child” with him. Luke Chadwick you are officially the ugliest footballer ever.

12 Responses to "Luke Chadwick - The World's Ugliest Footballer..."

baggie4life Says:

Do you reckon he's so ugly that he wears a bag over his head when he is wanking?

Valderrama's Jockstrap Says:

As a child, he was so ugly that his mum had to tie a steak round his neck so the dog would play with him

Matt H Says:

fergie used to call him "The Pin Up Boy"...genius

Wunderkid Says:

Have a look at Alaxander Filiminov, the former Russian goalkeeper, I reckon he is uglier than Luke

amanda Says:
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amanda Says:

I would like to say that those of you who commented on Luke Chadwick being the ugliest football player ever, need to take a step back and realise that society has a certain stereotype of what beautiful is,its only the stupid small minded people like yourselves who take the mick that actually believe it.Find something more entertaining to do with your sad little lives instead of thriving off your own insecurities.As for the one who said about the steak round his neck so the dog would play with him id throw you to the dogs ,but not so they could play with you,ill leave the rest to your imagination.AJR.

louiscat Says:

This has to be the ugliest survey ever. No one is responsible for their physical appearance. Some of these posters should post a picture of themselves and let us judge them as they have judged others.

Anonymous Says:

Are you aware that those of you who commented on Luke Chadwick being the ugliest football player ever, need to take a step back and realise that society has a certain stereotype of what beautiful is,its only the stupid small minded people like yourselves who take the mick that actually believe it.Find something more entertaining to do with your sad little lives instead of thriving off your own insecurities.As for the one who said about the steak round his neck so the dog would play with him id throw you to the dogs ,but not so they could play with you,ill leave the rest to your imagination.AJR.

Anonymous Says:

Have you seen him now? He's not that ugly anymore suprisingly!!

Anonymous Says:

The ugliest footballer has got to be a big nigger with their coarse features their big wide nose and big lips. i nominate that el hajj diouff. he is a savage.

Anonymous Says:

Who-ever left that comment on 19th April is truly disgusting. A survey should be conducted on how ugly you are internally you shit bag.

Anonymous Says:

actualy he is my type, i am a moroccan b.